A Girl on the Plane Let Her Hair Drape Over My Tray Table — So I Taught Her a Lesson She’ll

The Woman in Front of Me Let Her Hair Take Over My Tray Table — So I Solved the Problem Without Saying a Word

 

 

After one of the longest workweeks of my life, I boarded my flight with a single goal:

 

 

Peace.

 

 

No  emails. No meetings. No deadlines.

Email & Messaging
 

 

Just a movie, maybe a nap, and a few uninterrupted hours at 30,000 feet.

 

 

Unfortunately, the universe had other plans.

 

 

The Hair Invasion Begins

 

 

As passengers settled into their seats, the young woman in front of me—probably in her early twenties—dropped into her chair, put on her headphones, and immediately disappeared into her phone.

 

 

Then it happened.

 

 

Without a second thought, she flipped her long  hair over the top of her seat.

 

 

Not behind her.

 

 

Not to the side.

 

 

Directly onto my tray table.

 

 

I’m talking about a waterfall of waist-length hair draped across my screen, my drink area, and practically my entire personal space.

I stared at it for a moment, wondering if she realized what she’d done.

Surely this was an accident.

I tapped her shoulder politely.

“Excuse me, would you mind moving your hair?”

She glanced back briefly.

“Oh. Sorry.”

She pulled it away.

Problem solved.

Or so I thought.

Round Two

About ten minutes later, I felt something brush against my arm.

I looked down.

The hair was back.

Hair Care

Not just a few strands.

The entire curtain.

This time it seemed even more intentional.

I tapped her shoulder again.

Nothing.

I tried once more.

Still nothing.

She was scrolling through her phone as if the rest of the plane had ceased to exist.

At that point, I had a choice.

I could call a flight attendant.

I could start an argument.

Or…

I could get creative.

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